Famous Quotations on Topic: Funny
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Mark Twain ,
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Gaiman , Sir Francis Bacon , Heraclitus , Norman Vincent Peale , Charles Darwin , John W Gardner , Buddha , Oliver Wendell Holmes , Aristotle Onassis , Bruce Lee , Thomas Carlyle , Sigmund Freud , Fyodor Dostoyevsky , Franklin D Roosevelt , Epictetus , Robert Louis Stevenson , Milton Berle , Baltasar Gracian , Lao , John Ruskin , Tom Peters , Peter F Drucker , Napoleon Bonaparte , Rudyard Kipling , Jimi Hendrix , M Scott Peck , Lao Tzu , H Jackson Brown , Nicholas Sparks , Plato , Moliere , Eric Hoffer , Thomas Paine , Captain Jean , Harold Macmillan , Margaret Thatcher , Dwight D Eisenhower , Voltaire , George MacDonald , Heather Mills , Lee Iacocca , Malcolm X , Henry Fielding , Kristi Yamaguchi , Robert Crais , Tacitus , Abu Bakr , Jean , Horace , Herm Albright , Patricia Neal , Darcy E Gibbons , Wayne W Dyer , Kate Halvorson , Tom Wilson , Sam Walton , Colin Powell , Niccolo Machiavelli , Alfred A Montapert , William Feather , Lucius Annaeus Seneca , Henry R Luce , Andrew Carnegie , Laurence J Peter , Bill Rancic , Harold S Geneen , Omar Ibnal , Reinhold Niebuhr , Taylor Swift , Libba Bray , Bertolt Brecht , Stephen Chbosky , Leo Tolstoy , J D Salinger , William Jennings Bryan , Alan Wilson Watts , Jacob M Braude , Bruce Barton , Carol Burnett , Henry Cloud , Sara E Anderson , Debbi Fields , Perelman , William Allin , Anatole France , Henry Peter Broughan , John Ciardi , Niels Bohr , Anne Sullivan , Malcolm Forbes , Sylvester Stallone , Roddy Doyle , Thomas Blood , Martin Scorsese , Pete Seeger , Sai Baba , Andre Gide , Queen Latifah , Auguste Rodin , Julius Caesar , John Keats , Melody Beattie , Elisabeth Elliot , L M Montgomery , Michael Jackson , David Platt , Mary Manin Morrissey , Galileo Galilei , Cicero , Henri Nouwen , Anasis Nin , William Blake , Mary Catherwood , Robert Brault , Bertie C Forbes , Robert Downey , Frank Sinatra , Steve Martin , Imelda Marcos , Lily Tomlin , Erma Bombeck , P J O , Dave Barry , Walt Disney , Mitch Hedberg , Robert Benchley , Brooke Shields , E O Wilson , Abdul Kalam , Stephen Hawking , Tom Landry , Chuck Palahniuk , Benjamin E Mays , Mary Kay Ash , E Joseph Cossman , John Barrymore , Martha Washington , Charlotte Brontë , Thich Nhat Hanh , Ellen Hopkins , Katerina Stoykova Klemer , Jodi Picoult , Katherine Dunn , Dick Francis , Rodolfo Costa , Sakura , Esmeralda Santiago , Starr De Luna , Dante Alighieri , Friedrich Durrenmatt , William Makepeace Thackeray , Christopher Reeve , Luther , Jesse Jackson , Herman Cain , Lucy Maud Montgomery , Alexander Pope , Evan Esar , Epicurus , Stendhal , Richard M DeVos , George Chakiris , Emily Dickinson , Martin Luther , Joel Brown , James Neil Hollingsworth , George Eliot , Ben Okri , Larry Winget , Emile Zola , Matthew Keith Groves , Joseph Wood Krutch , Jack Canfield , Farrah Gray , Carl Gustav Jung , Ernest Holmes , Michelangelo , Dr Robert Schuller , Anwar Sadat , Diderot , Francis Gray , Miguel Angel Ruiz , W Clement Stone , Douglas Adams , Thomas S Monson , Henry Kravis , Jacqueline Bisset , Tom Cochrane , Michelle Obama , R , Oliver Cromwell , John D MacDonald , Chinua Achebe , William Congreve , Alan Cohen , Junius , Erik H Erikson , Jewel , R Buckminster Fuller , Leo Buscaglia , David Augsburger , Susan Jeffers , Max DePree , Peter Drucker , Ralph Nader , Tony Blair , John Maxwell , General George Patton , Donald Rumsfeld , General Colin Powell , Erskine Bowles , Marco Rubio , Fuchan Yuan , Benjamin Disraeli , Elaine Agather , Robert Half , Theodore M , James Crook , H Ross Perot , The Bible , St , Lewis Grizzard , Sophocles , Adlai Stevenson , Everett Dirksen , Faye Wattleton , Isaac Newton , James Callaghan , John Quincy Adams , Kenneth Blanchard , Rosabeth Moss Kantor , George Van Valkenburg , Arab Proverb , Dave Meier , Clay P Bedford , Ray LeBlond , Henry S Haskins , Doris Lessing , Dudley Field Malone , Alvin Toffler , Martina Horner , Marshall McLuhan , Lloyd Alexander , Marvin Minsky , Elliott Masie , John Lubbock , Arie de Geus , Harry X Tudas , Thomas Dewar , Claude Bernard , Charles Handy , Jack Welch , Abraham Maslow , Harvey Fierstein , Marilyn Monroe , Alexander Graham Bell , Gabriel García Márquez , Randall G Leighton , Shing Xiong , Seneca , Argentine Proverb , Dr Joyce Brothers , Ernest Hemingway , Albert Guinon , Larry King , Harvey Mackay , MaoTse , Wilson Mizner , Ralph Nichols , Edward H Richards , Turkish Proverb , Frank Tyger , Kenneth A Wells , Jarod Kintz , Ali MacGraw , Tom Hanks , Woody Allen , Halle Berry , Elie Wiesel , Harville and Helen LaKelly Hunt , Marianne Williamson , Mignon McLaughlin , James C Dobson , Rita Rudner , Franz Schubert , Stephen Gaines , Dave Meurer , Richard Needham , Diane Sollee , Marnie Reed Crowell , Sukhi Burgen , Sydney J Harris , Vincent E Lafranchi IV , Karl Rahner , Kurt Vonnegut , Ayn Rand , Matthew Henry , Ella Wheeler Wilcox , Ram Dass , Mark L Feldman , Terence Houlihan , Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj , Malcom S Forbes , Aldous Huxley , Victor Hugo , Ludwig van Beethoven , William Wordsworth , Henri Matisse , Anuj Somany , Linda Poindexter , Julia Jardine , W S Gilbert , H P Lovecraft , E H Chapin , Henry Ward Beecher , John Stuart Mill , Henry Boyle , Lance Morrow , Victor Kiam , David Williams , Marshal Sylver , Alan Greenspan , Thomas A Kempis , Phillips Brooks , Paul Kane , Ajahn Chah , Elizabeth Kubler , John Cleese , Alan Lakein , William A Ward , E B White , Roald Amundsen , Alexander Hamilton , Louis Pasteur , John Lennon , Lester R Bittel , George Patton , Philip Crosby , Howard Ruff , Robert Pirsig , Milton Friedman , Joseph Stalin , Emma Goldman , Johann Wolfgang von Goethe , Denis Diderot , Mme Du Deffand , Georg Wilhelm Frierich Hegel , Joel A Barker , Bette Reeves , John Heiderers , Dag Hammarskjöld , Ethel Merman , Rob Gilbert , Jeff Dewar , Ira Hayes , Ken Venturi , Alan Pease , Gerald Ford , Edgar Dale , Groucho Marx , Lewis Carroll , Joseph Pulitzer , Charles Steinmetz , Claude Levi , Bernard Baruch , Jacob 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“ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.”
“ When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.”
“ I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.”
“ I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.”
“ Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
“ A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
“ A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
“ I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.”
“ All generalisations are false, including this one.”
“ If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question.”
