Famous Quotations on Topic: Funny

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
— Bill Cosby
Topic: Funny

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
— Albert Einstein
Topic: Funny

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
— Robert Downey
Topic: Funny

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
— Frank Sinatra
Topic: Funny

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
— Elbert Hubbard
Topic: Funny

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
— Steve Martin
Topic: Funny

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
— George Bernard Shaw
Topic: Funny

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
— Imelda Marcos
Topic: Funny

All generalisations are false, including this one.
— Mark Twain
Topic: Funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question.
— Lily Tomlin
Topic: Funny

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