Famous Quotations on Topic: Funny

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Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
Topic: Funny

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
— P J O
Topic: Funny

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
— Dave Barry
Topic: Funny

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
— Walt Disney
Topic: Funny

I drunk some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
— Mitch Hedberg
Topic: Funny

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
— Robert Benchley
Topic: Funny

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
— Brooke Shields
Topic: Funny

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