Famous Quotations on Topic: Funny
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“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
Topic: Funny
“Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.”
Topic: Funny
“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.”
Topic: Funny
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”
Topic: Funny
“I drunk some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
Topic: Funny
“I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.”
Topic: Funny
“Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.”
Topic: Funny
