Famous Quotations

This collection of popular sayings and quotations is compiled to not only improve your English but also the inspiring words of wisdom can make a positive impact on you.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
— Steve Martin
Topic: Funny

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
— George Bernard Shaw
Topic: Funny

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
— Imelda Marcos
Topic: Funny

All generalisations are false, including this one.
— Mark Twain
Topic: Funny

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question.
— Lily Tomlin
Topic: Funny

Never have more children than you have car windows.
— Erma Bombeck
Topic: Funny

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
— P J O
Topic: Funny

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
— Dave Barry
Topic: Funny

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
— Walt Disney
Topic: Funny

I drunk some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
— Mitch Hedberg
Topic: Funny

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